Quotes of the Day May 31 By Tom Forsyth May 31 2014, 9:00 am May 31 2014, 9:00 am Share Quotes of the Day May 31 Share via Facebook Twitter Whatsapp Messenger Linkedin Email Post link https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/238866/quotes-day-may-31/ Copy Link “It wouldn’t be safe to let him cook. The only thing he is good at with his height is changing lightbulbs.” Strictly Come Dancing winner Abbey Clancy on her lanky Premier League footballer husband, Peter Crouch. “If my university years taught me anything, it was that the smarter a woman’s background, the more primitive her bedchamber.” Rowan Pelling, former co-editor of The Erotic Review.