As someone whose childhood did not involve a lot of Disney, those Mickey ears are a constant source of amazement.
It starts on the coach ride to the port of Barcelona, when a collective shriek goes up as soon as they appear in sight.
Disney certainly knows a thing or two about what children like, and the big black ears take pride of place on the top deck of the Disney Magic, the elegant art deco-style ship on which we are to spend a week cruising the Mediterranean.
Most of the mothers in my local circle – who, like it or not, are well-versed in all things Disney – had no idea that the company ran a sideline in cruises, but it turns out we’re a little late to the party. The fleet of four ships, whose itineraries include the Caribbean, the Bahamas and Alaska, are wildly popular and our sailing sold out months in advance.
DISNEY CRUISING
The Magic, the first to launch in 1998, has recently undergone a refit. The prospect of being invited on board, to see what Disney Cruising is all about, made the heads of my four-year-old and two-year-old spin.
I admit to a little trepidation, travelling on my own with two active and enthusiastic youngsters, but “the magic” of the experience and consideration for the logistics of cruising as a family are plain from the moment we step aboard.
MICKEY AND HIS MATES
There are staff everywhere, intent on engaging with the children, but my youngsters are keen on some lunch before a deck party to celebrate our departure from dock – an energetic affair complete with Mickey and his mates and lots of enthusiastic dancing and singing. Even the confetti that rains down is in the shape of the – by now ubiquitous – ears.
Both children have slightly maniacal grins, while I’m giving thanks for the Perspex-lined railings making it near impossible for even the most agile toddler to disembark ahead of schedule.
Back in the day, I stayed in some nice hotels and I can reliably report that the cabins are lovely. Designed specifically for families, they are spacious and well-appointed with loads of storage, and bathrooms split into a separate toilet and bath/shower areas.
But some of the real excitement is up by the pools, where the deck’s been ripped up and replaced with new water play areas and the AquaDunk, a three-storey slide with a near vertical launch through a translucent tube that extends 20ft over the side of the ship.
Most of the restaurants have had a makeover, and it is the ship’s food that is the real revelation.
Disney Cruise Line runs a clever rotational system that has guests eating dinner at all of the three main restaurants, but with the same two servers every night.
Our servers, Andre and Cornel, were wonderful with the children, learning their likes and dislikes and remembering to bring us a glass of warm milk to take back to the cabin each evening. My daughter, who discussed her day’s activities with them each night, was genuinely sad to say good-bye at the end of the voyage.
I dined on sea bass, lamb cutlets, tiger prawns and, on the final night, two baked lobster tails on account of enjoying the first one so much. I have officially forgiven Disney for any previous transgressions in the food department.
ADULTS-ONLY AREAS
But there are also lots of adults-only areas in the form of bars and the excellent Palo restaurant, safely tucked away on the top deck where a late-night drink can be taken with not so much as a “Mummy, can I…” to be heard.
But that’s not what we’re here for, obviously. Our days promptly become a whirl of kids’ clubs, half-day excursions to Nice and Pompeii, swimming, eating and meet and greets with Disney characters. Their appearances are scheduled but you are just as likely to come across Goofy exiting the lift.
The kids’ clubs, grouped into age groups with staff on hand to facilitate activities, are a focus of the refurbishment, with Marvel’s Avengers Academy providing an area where children can “unleash their inner superheroes” by building up skills over the course of the cruise. Adjacent to Marvel’s is Andy’s Room, where stars of the Disney-Pixar Toy Story trilogy include a larger-than-life Mr Potato Head, a giant version of the piggy bank Hamm and a Slinky Dog slide.
Next door is Pixie Hollow, home to Tinker Bell and her friends, where her teapot house serves as a costume wardrobe and children can immerse themselves in art and craft activities.
Despite the full days followed by dinner, and on one occasion a spot of rock’n’roll dancing with 50 or so other toddlers who crashed the dancefloor en route to their cabins, the absolute highlight for my children was the evening show.
The performance on the final night, the west end-standard Disney Dreams about a young girl desperate not to lose her imagination, featured Tinker Bell lighting up the theatre with fireworks and some cracking song and dance routines from the best films of the past 15 years.
Josie Clarke was a guest of Virgin Holidays Cruises (www.virginholidayscruises.co.uk; 0844 573 4398) which offers the seven-night Disney Magic Med Cruise from £949 per adult and £699 per child. Departs from Barcelona, calling at Villefranche (for Nice, France), Pisa, Rome and Naples, including flights from London Gatwick and transfers. Prices are per person based on two adults and two children travelling and sharing an inside cabin on a full-board basis. Based on a departure on August 30, 2014.