Have you ever heard somebody come back from a music festival saying it was “epic?” Well for me, Tiree Music Festival really was.
After missing the only ferry home for the four-hour Sunday morning sailing, it was clear I had a problem.
Due to circumstances beyond my control (sort of) I was still fast asleep as the ferry rolled out of the bay towards Oban.
A quick ring round of charter services from Oban confirmed that it would cost around £1,000 to have someone come and fetch me.
Not a realistic prospect.
I decided it was time to seek help from some resourceful islanders.
The kindness of strangers
It was set to sail from Scarinish jetty in about 20 minutes.
Destination was the uninhabited Lunga, largest of the Treshnish Isles, which has not been lived on for 150 years. Except by a colony of puffins.
As luck would have it, Pal said it would be no problem for me to join his tour as it returned to Tobermory.
I had been singing along the previous night at Tiree Music Festival to Gunna Sound about “Good old Tobermory”. Crofter’s Son is one of my favourite numbers.
Tiree – Lunga – Tobermory (dolphins)
So the friendly chef at Scarinish Beach Hotel made my pizza to go and I was on my way home.
Fortunately the sightseers heading to Lunga were happy to welcome a stowaway – I think the pizza helped.
A bracing 45-minute RIB ride, which slowed briefly when we were treated to a rare sighting of a Risso dolphin, and I was on Lunga for 3.10pm.
At this rate, I was set to beat the ferry home.
I was soon scrambling across rocks in my Birkenstocks before I was met by a guide from Staffa Tours and helped aboard.
As this bigger vessel sailed towards Tobermory I was handed a much appreciated caramel wafer while spotting yet more dolphins, this time of the common variety.
Having listened to Skippinish belting out powerful songs about heroes of the waves the night before, the suitability of the music wasn’t lost on me.
Tobermory – Craignure (thumb out)
We landed in Tobermory at 4.30pm, with a 5.57pm service bus due to get me to Craignure in time for the last ferry to Oban.
But by this time I was having too much fun on my epic adventure to wait around for a bus.
A friendly couple from the south of England were setting off from the car park for Craignure, where they had left their caravan.
They were happy to take me the 21-mile car journey before I even needed to stick my thumb out.
All’s well that ends well
Despite some roadworks along the way, I made it before 5.30pm, a good hour in time to wait in the sunshine for the 6.30pm ferry to Oban.
The final leg of my trip saw me landing safely in Oban for 7.25pm.
Now that is what you call taking the scenic route!
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