Play our Autumn Statement bingo!

Worried about nodding off during the Autumn Statement?

Or perhaps you are just bored at work?

Well, worry not. We’ve got the perfect way for you to add some excitement into the Autumn Statement.

And it doesn’t involve you drinking Scotch à la Ken Clarke either. Although – naturally – feel free.

Below are a list of demands, catchphrases and aberrations that Philip Hammond may, or may not, say.