“I would rather reform Oasis than wear a Manchester United shirt. I wouldn’t do that, not even if I was mentally disturbed.”
Singer-songwriter Noel Gallagher, a Manchester City supporter.
“I hate puppets and have banned them from the house. All my remaining puppets are in a rusting sea container in the Norfolk Fens, and I am rather hoping they will be swept out to sea, come stormy weather.”
Roger Law, the Spitting Image caricaturist.
