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The Flying Pigs: Degsy leaves behind some wonderful memories after eight years at the helm
March 13, 2021
The Flying Pigs: Wi’ nae barbers open, those o’ us still wi’ hair look at sheep-shearing equipment
February 27, 2021
The Flying Pigs: I’ll never forget when Cillian asked me why I was dressed as a grilled tomato
February 20, 2021
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The Flying Pigs: This week I was privileged to be invited to a momentous theatrical premier
February 6, 2021
The Flying Pigs: If we think of the periodic table as the pop charts in 1998, hydrogen is Steps
January 30, 2021
The Flying Pigs: No good actors in film of democracy disintegrating into dystopian chaos
January 9, 2021
The Flying Pigs: Why is Jacob so angry at Unicef helping our children? He has six mouths to feed!
December 19, 2020
The Flying Pigs: Noo we’ve got Nicola saying she wints us tae meet in fit she’s cried ‘baubles’
November 21, 2020
The Flying Pigs: I had Dunter Duncan saying ‘This is the Scotlandest Scotland game ever’
November 14, 2020
The Flying Pigs: Have these poor students not earned their right to those Bacardi Breezers?
October 3, 2020
The Flying Pigs: Gigantic mahogany-panelled monstrosity might be at heart of broadband problems
September 26, 2020
The Flying Pigs: I can mind the days fan getting a decking in Union Street meant something different
September 5, 2020
The Flying Pigs: They’ve made an exam season silk purse out of a sow’s ear – well, for most pupils
August 15, 2020
The Flying Pigs: Finding stuff tae keep my kids occupied is making me wish we wis back in lockdoon…
July 25, 2020
The Flying Pigs: Corrie’s the ‘radical’ soap that’s a little light on opera but can work up a proper lather
June 20, 2020
The Flying Pigs: Life in lockdown leaves ordinary mum feeling like she’s pulled in all directions
June 13, 2020
The Flying Pigs: Jist like a’wye else the world ower, nature is stairting tae reclaim oor village streets
April 4, 2020
The Flying Pigs: Did the mannie from McKay’s of Queen Street have a wormhole to the 1970s in his stock room?
January 18, 2020
The Flying Pigs: They will still need lookin’ efter if stepping back, ’cos ye can easy tak a heider daen’ ’at
January 11, 2020
The Flying Pigs: For some of our MPs, now is the time to stand down for what you believe in
November 9, 2019
The Flying Pigs: Nae point reliving past glories, and even less in dwelling on previous knock-backs
October 26, 2019
The Flying Pigs: Boris has truly united the Tories – even Francois can see May’s EU deal was better
October 21, 2019
The Flying Pigs: Bridge-building exercise just needs a few lolly sticks and a sink full of bath bombs
September 16, 2019
The Flying Pigs: Tweeters, Nessie fans and Boris’s brother just aren’t going to take things lying down
September 9, 2019